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Ein Tip zur Gesundheit
 
 

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Wo kommt das Wasser her?

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Ein Gottesbeweis oder die Ursache aller Ursachen
Sep 09

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Es fragte mich jemand: Warum Lieber Gott ,hast Du den Menschen mit Bläääääähungen (Furzen) bestraft?

Ich habe den Menschen nicht mit pupsen (furzen) bestraft, sondern es ist göttliche Vorsehung dass es so ist!
Es ist eine Art Ventil die ich einem jeden mitgegeben habe; denn aus medizinischer Sicht ist es empfehlenswert und erleichternd, es fördert Eure Gesundheit.
Mein Rat: Lasst Euren Blähungen freien Lauf und befreit Euch von den lästigen Darmgasen!

Gruß
Gott

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