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Sep 17

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Stefan fragte mich: Warum lieber, großer Gott gibt es für fast jedes Getränk einen Sirup für Bier aber nicht.
Oder sind wir nur zu blöd das zu finden?

Hallo Ihr 3 durstigen Buben!
Ehrlich gesagt, Ihr seid zu blöd…Sirup ist out…
Schaut her, aus dieser Dose, für nur 5 Euro, könnt auch Ihr, mit jeder beliebigen Flüssigkeit, mindestens 15 Liter Bier erschaffen! Hat fast was göttliches dieses erschaffen, oder??!

Wohl bekomm`s

Gott

instant bier

Sep 10

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Dominik fragt:
Gott, ich wollte dich mal fragen was du von Buddha hältst?

Anna fragt:
Lieber Gott, glaubst Du an Wiedergeburt??

Hier meine Antwort auf Euere Fragen:

Wiedergeburt

Apr 22

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Peter M aus UK fragte:

Lieber Gott, warum ist in England das Bier so scheisse? Das ist doch kein Zufall!

Jesus sagt:

Nee Du… das ist ganz sicher kein Zufall. Die Engländer haben einfach keine Ahnung von Bier. Da ist einem ja meistens schon schlecht bevor man betrunken ist.

Mein Tipp! Deutsches Bier trinken :-)

German Beer - Jesus loves it!

Grüße

Dein Jesus