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Fragen?


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Hier könnt Ihr alle euere dringenden und nicht so dringenden Fragen an uns richten…Frage stellen!

Bisher 14 Fragen an Gott

  1. 14
    shiva fragt:

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    Mein lieber Gott,

    warum hast Du bei den Uschis die Pussy und das Arschloch so nahe bei einander gemacht?
    Geruchte meinen, dass Du dir einen guten alten Dosen-Sixpack als Vorbild genommen hattes. Stimmt das?

    Servus,
    Shiva

  2. 13
    sPielZeuGauTo fragt:

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    Lieber Gott
    ich hab die Frage mit den Kühen gelesen und i hab auch eine zu den Dingern:

    stimmt es eigentlich dass Kühe nicht schwimmen können weil ihnen Wasser ins Arschloch läuft?

    ZUR ANTWORT

  3. 12
    Audio Klaus fragt:

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    Lieber Gott, warum ist in England das Bier so scheisse? Das ist doch kein Zufall!
    Dein durstiger
    Audio Klaus

    ZUR ANTWORT

  4. 11
    Keks fragt:

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    Welcher perverse Volltrottel hat die Pizza Hawaii erfunden?

  5. 10
    T aus D fragt:

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    Hallo Gott!

    Warum sind die Leute im meinem Büro alle so komisch?
    Und warum sprechen sie den ganzen Tag über Emos?

    Hilf mir bitte!

  6. 9
    Pizza Funghi fragt:

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    oh, nein! fady malouf ist schwul…

    gott, wie geht das eigentlich mit dem schwulsein?

    deine pizza

    ZUR ANTWORT

  7. 8
    woman fragt:

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    Hi Gott!

    ich weiß nicht so recht, wie ich anfangen soll, hatte da so ein Erlebnis und möchte nun wissen:

    Woher will ein Taubstummer wissen, an welcher Haltestelle er aussteigen muß?

    ZUR ANTWORT

  8. 7
    Tischi fragt:

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    Grüß Gott!

    habe gehört Kühe können durch innere Verstopfungen explodieren?! Stimmt das?

    Beste Grüße

    T.

    ZUR ANTWORT

  9. 6
    Westsee fragt:

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    Wozu brauchst du uns Menschen?

    ZUR ANTWORT

  10. 5
    Cait fragt:

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    Hab noch eine Frage an dich:

    Wie geht es dir?

    ZUR ANTWORT

  11. 4
    Thorsten fragt:

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    Lieber Gott, vielleicht weisst Du ja eine Antwort?

    Woher weiss ein Blinder wann er mit Arsch abwischen fertig ist?

    Viele Grüße

    Thorsten

    ZUR ANTWORT

  12. 3
    Steve fragt:

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    Hallo Gott!
    Bist du eigentlich Vegetarier??
    und mag Gott Vegetarier und Verganer lieber als Fleischfresser?

    ZUR ANTWORT

  13. 2
    Rudi fragt:

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    Hallo Gott,

    ich bekomme ständig diese Spam eMails mit dem Betreff “Ficken wie ein Weltmeister”.

    Da stellt sich mir die Frage, ‘Wie fickt eigentlich der Weltmeister?’

    In freudiger Erwartung Deiner Antwort,

    Dein Rudi

  14. 1
    Detlef fragt:

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    Wer ist eigentlich dieser Schnee-König und warum freut der sich dauernd?

    ZUR ANTWORT

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